After twelve months, you will be asked to provide consent again. This film should give special thanks to German measles for infecting the prop designer's mother during pregnancy. See what we mean yet? Notes on Statistical Data: These figures are based on the exact number of unique films a determined lunatic could own featuring specific words in their titles. The titles are reductive, disposable. Twelve Monkeys doesn't have anywhere near that many monkeys, and isn't a sequel or about trolls.
The Manchurian Candidate 29 Raging Bull 28. However, our partners, including ad partners, may collect data in relation to your Website usage as disclosed herein. You bet, but what really propels this action-movie title into its own special, exalted corner of the badness pantheon is the way it uses the same three-letter designation as hardcore pornography. And if the robots turn out to be benevolent, it's not going to be any better. The 40 Year Old Virgin 49. There have been good surfing movies and there have been bad surfing movies, but there have only been two surfing movies whose titles actually instruct people to fail at surfing, and at least Wipe Out is a phrase that human beings might say to one another. Here's a Romantic Comedie Where One offe Thee Ladies Impersonates a Dude, Noe, Seriouslie.
Produced as a result of a bet, was an independent production by a crew that had little or no background or experience in filmmaking and a very limited budget at their disposal. They'd be fired the second the chief found out about it. Later, Troma marketed the film as Zeisters, which means nothing as far as we can tell. The Man with One Red Shoe 21. Killer Nerd might have been a semifinalist for this list but the sequel title really puts it over the top. It's like our movie is running around naked! Rule of thumb: a horror movie that uses slightly outdated tech like The Ring is scary.
He returns years later with his own museum, with a very interesting way of creating the figures. Look at how wacky we are! Let's take a break from discussing how titles can be terrible to talk about how character names can be terrible. But at least the movie made the homophobes the bad guys, despite a title that more or less conflates homosexuality with being a hairy, freakish monster that prowls the city late at night to feast upon flesh. There's also a zombie fish, flying killer tools, a monster in the closet and Norm from Cheers. Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels 70. We do not collect any other type of personal data.
Granted, Shakespeare's trope of women disguised as men might have a little moss on it in today's gender-redefining society, but you know one thing Shakespeare didn't do? But Blackmale came out in 2000 and manages to be both offensive and boring. I will kill anyone who comes into my house as I killed God. Failing that, at least don't roll three or four nearly indistinguishable names up into one giant tongue twister and make it the title of your movie, like a German shepherd who looks actually proud of the dump he took on the living room floor. We might be willing to give this title a pass if it had only appeared like this in the theaters, but every press release, every news article, every review insisted on using every single word of this ponderous, clunky monument to intellectual-property negotiations. After Robot Jox, Robot Holocaust and Robot vs. Toward the tail end of that trend came this film, which somebody probably wanted to be called Fear.
Dracula, Fist the Vampire or Bruce Lee's Tits and Bats 2: None of Those Things. Zombie's films are always memorable, even if you hate them. Age This Website does not target people below the age of 16. They show that a true ninja is more than vanishing and throwing stars. House of 1000 Corpses Date Released: April 11, 2003 Director: Rob Zombie Cast: Sid Haig as 'Captain Spaulding', Sheri Moon Zombie as 'Baby', Bill Moseley as 'Otis' The Skinny: You either loved or hated this film, I've found. The gore, while increased, is used well and the film maintains the atmosphere of the original quite well.
And it seems like the editor was making a special point to show that the same button is used to levitate the hand, pilot it through a junkyard and punch a man in the dick over and over and over. Which is not in Connecticut. But the other side of that coin, ugly ladies, is that even an actual donkey monster can do better than you. Would we think as fondly of if it was instead titled Bad Drag Queens? Generally speaking, naming your movie after your main character is a bad idea unless that character has a really evocative name, like John Wick, or is famous enough that the name is a draw, like Robin Hood or Sherlock Holmes. These cookies track usage of the site for security, analytics and targeted advertising purposes.
All of our employees, agents and partners are committed to keeping your data confidential. These companies may use information not including your name, address, email address or telephone number about your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. Filmmakers love to set themselves apart from the pack somehow, and a one-letter title is certainly memorable, but this high-school version of Othello not a great idea in general, now that we mention it runs into a theme we've been forming through this list - not telling the viewer enough about the film to justify its excesses. No doubt feedback indicated it was too long, so the studio decided to cut it down to two words which, on their own, don't make a whole lot of sense besides telling you what genre this film is. The Chumscrubber is a character in a video game that comes to represent a fictional, superficial town and its inhabitants, sort of like how Luigi became a hero to and representative of the common people of Naples.
But Sylvester Stallone wasn't quite ready to let go of the title of the first film, so we got this odd compromise, where first blood is somehow spilled again. But somewhere in between those two things, you watch movies. Each one is chopped together from multiple films, but the plot is always the same: A team of good ninjas and a team of bad ninjas hate each other until one side delivers a final death challenge to take place in a public park. Sex androids, jet packs, fewer pandas. I mean, last summer is still fresh in everybody's minds, but it's starting to look like I just can't let this go. Shit, even my knockoff Zyprexa came with an instructional video called Laser Cop Precinct.