Like some nice, hot Ovaltine? All they want is sympathy. How long what would take? Would you like me to just forget her? Because I love you almost as much as you do. Madison has invited the girls over for an evening of Trivial Pursuit. What do you mean, missing? Something made you go off the deep end. Hey, Oscar, you in or out? Which one do you want? Why are you trying to control yourself? I don't know how to drive. I thought you were my friend. Hey, Oscar, what did you want? I told you a hundred times, I can't stand little notes on my pillow.
I never let Frances use ours in the summer. Most of the script from the play has been retained, although the setting is expanded: instead of taking place entirely in Oscar's apartment, Simon also added some scenes that take place at various outdoor locations such as the scene at in. Nobody knows where he is. No, sir, no doubt about it, I am the luckiest man on Earth. If it doesn't make sense to you, it's the way I feel. I got a nerve spasm in my neck.
Besides, Matthau's bulldog face just cracks me up! Even up your own pictures. If you want to fight, let's go to the living room. Oh, vanilla and coffee don't stain. Some life those playboys got. We got those in Mexico.
I'll take care of it. Aren't you worried about the kids? To date, these are the last Emmy nominations to a sitcom airing on a Friday night. Speculation is running high among Yankee followers as to the possibility of trading away the great right-hander Hank Moonjean for three unknown young players and an undetermined amount of cash. May even wanna try it on for size at a theatre group. Oh, she must be crazy about that. We got your life arranged pretty good, but I'm still looking for a little entertainment. I don't believe this whole conversation.
She said he didn't want to do it at home because the kids were sleeping. Are you going to eat that pickle? Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it. Felix, will you leave yourself alone? Want to rest for a while, Murray? He's going to do the dishes. Well, just you two baches live here? Felix, get in here, will you? Is it up to me. What did you say to them? How long you want it for? Felix and Oscar argue with their ex-spouses, after which Oscar persuades his son to go through with it. If you wanted to go out, why didn't you say so? Unsourced material may be challenged and. His refrigerator's been out of order for two weeks.
Why didn't you throw it? Told my wife I'd be home by 1:00 the latest. Madison has invited the girls over for an evening of Trivial Pursuit. They live with their mother. Actually, if you're interested, we could get you 10% off. Get a good night's sleep. I'm not giving up Friday nights to watch cooking and cleaning.
Felix wonders if he could move in with Oscar until he finds his own place. You go make a meat loaf for four people that come a half-hour late. You going to tell us, or do we hire a private detective? He took a whole bottle. I'm only trying to keep this place livable. All right, so it's 8:00. No, I don't think so. I just want to have some fun tonight.
I always figure I'm wrong. I was just repeating what I thought you said. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. She's alone with the kids, stuck in the house. I can't see where I marked them. For a tip, I'll leave my apartment key.
Do something that you feel like doing, not what you think you're supposed to do. Fellas, I can't talk now. You going to eat anything? Maybe one of us should stay. Hey, you think maybe Felix is sick? Tomorrow you get your clothes and your electric toothbrush, and you move in here with me. A person has to get out of the house once in a while.
Oh, well, the Pigeons will have to beware of the cat, won't they? He wrote out his entire will on half a roll of toilet paper. Bowling is wonderful exercise, Felix, but that's not the kind of relaxation I had in mind. I go to sleep, and you talk. I imagine you must miss them terribly. Oh, nothing much, I'm afraid. I'm really worried about Felix. Frances, do you have any idea where he could be? We took out all the jokes and put in character.