Share Tweet Copy Link Copied Earlier this week it was reported that Forest Whitaker had to drop out of The Expendables due to a scheduling conflict. If I would've known you were so beautiful, I probably would've called you myself. You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right? You're wearing the wrong underwear. It's going to be okay. Who do we have to sleep with for us to get in the show? Not if we don't get moving. Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I'm home bound Staring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way Through the crowd Take it, Tiff and Britt.
Like we're going to let you go alone. And put it on my tab. And if you need to use protection. Look, after work, me and Kevin went down to the bar and had a couple of drinks. Yes, actually I have heard it once or twice. Man, I just took two of them, and I'm telling you.
The Dynamic Duo strikes again. There are laws against this kind of workmanship. All right, the girls are yours. Y'all want some of this? I'll pull off my G-string and handle mine. The real Wilson sisters go to the hotel where agents Gomez and Harper undress them and pull at their faces and their hair, thinking they are Marcus and Kevin, only to find out that they're the real Wilson sisters - causing them to get suspended from their jobs. Your mother's ass is so hairy. I'll rip your head off.
I'm gonna get some suntan lotion. See, what did I tell you? He totally messes up my nose job. . The Vandergeld Foundation's annual charity auction. While Latrell is upset that Marcus is a man, he is mainly angry over the fact that Marcus is black. Girl, we going to need some backup.
That's probably him right now. What a beautiful, sunny day. I haven't seen you in forever. Well, we're all grown up now. The Chief would like to have a word with you. This is some Jerry Springer shit! Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Does anyone wish to go higher? Let me guess: Women's intuition? Labor Day in the Hamptons. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow. Let me give you guys a little tip. The only thing's that's going to be tight is my foot down your throat. All we got to do is pick these chicks up.
I couldn't let them take my one true love away. Look, we can work this out. And on top of that, that G-string gave me diaper rash. Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the White Party. How about we listen to a little bit of music? I just wish I didn't feel so crappy.
You just had a birthday. Are those the Wilson sisters? Similar story, in which two male musicians dress as women to hide from gangsters in Florida. I paid thousands of dollars on this outfit. I was happy when I bought you at the auction. The last weekend of the social season.
Blame Little Miss Def Jam over here. You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right? Chief, we almost had the guy. I can't even wear a short skirt. My father even had to loan her father money. Ladies, you know what this means. Honey, you're so barking up the wrong tree right now. You sure are playful today.
Are you telling me that you are not. We got our knees done. Marcus, this weekend in the Hamptons means everything for these girls. Believe me, you don't want to know about that. Unless you know another way to make quiche.